Dealing with Chumps and Cuties

(Note: This story is part of an ongoing series of Bleach stories)
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“WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE CAR?!?!?!?!” screamed the man in shock and horror. He clasped his hands above his head and tears of rage and sadness started to stream down his face.

 

The man was the owner of a humble, small car renting company; he currently stood with a broken heart in front of his once beautiful VW minibus. Its once azure blue car body was completely scratched and ruined. A single branch stuck inside the windshield right in front of the passenger seat, the glass around it cracked in a million different ways.

 

“Oh, come on! It’s not that bad!” declared Yoruichi with a bright smile and slapped the back of the car as if she was spanking a butt. “Nothing that a little paint can’t fix!”

 

“Aghhhh? HAAAAAAAA????” The man’s chin nearly hit the floor as he stared at her with an open mouth and wide eyes. He blinked a few times, aghast at her light-heartedness given the situation. “D- Do you have any idea how much damage this is?! How much money it will cost to repair all that?!” Walking around the vehicle, the man pointed at the countless big and small damages. “Broken side mirror! I’m surprised it hasn’t fallen off y-”

 

CRACK!

 

Yoruichi could practically see the steam shooting out of his ears as his face turned red in rage. For a moment, she felt bad before nearly bursting out in laughter as he continued with his tirade while talking about the many broken or damaged parts. She, of course, had no idea what he was talking about! It was her first time driving a car and she didn’t even have a license! For her, the car could be in much worse shape!

 

“I told you, I wanted to go on a road trip,” she said after the short man finished his walk around the vehicle.

 

“A road trip…” he echoed. Letting out a sigh from the deepest part of his body, he let himself fall down on a swiveling chair and spin around. They were currently inside the company’s very own workshop, far away from the other customer’s prying eyes. The chair came to a halt and the man stared at her with hollow eyes, not even taking note of the dark skinned girl’s scantily clad body. “To me it looks more like you drove through a forest!”

 

‘Well… sorta…’ Yoruichi smiled inwardly as she remembered her trip with the Arrancar Queen, Tier Harribel, on their way to meet up with Ichigo.

 

“Ha…!” The man sighed again and rubbed his temples, suddenly looking very tired and several years older. “Look, I’m gonna need your driving license and insurance number!”

 

Yoruichi, who had neither of those things, leaned her head towards one side and gently licked her lips. “Oh? I’m sure we can find other arrangements for that~!” the purple haired woman purred, her eyes drawn towards the man’s crotch.

 

“Huh?” He blinked in confusion before noticing where she was looking. He sat up straight in his chair and crossed his legs, hiding his crotch from her golden and cunning eyes. “Miss Shihoin, I don’t think you understand the gravity of your situation. The costs for this might very well be over a million yen! Probably even more!”

 

“Then let ME assure YOU, Mr. Company Owner…” She went on all fours and crawled towards the man, making sure that her ass swung invitingly behind her back from side to side. “My services are DEFINITELY more worth than a million yen!” she then declared proudly and parted his legs with ease. With swift hands, she reached inside his jeans and started fondling his rapidly growing dick and golf ball sized nuts.

 

“Oooogh…!” groaned the company owner and leaned back into his chair, relaxing under her experienced touch.

 

“That’s right~!” Yoruichi cooed and unbuckled his belt with her free hand before pulling it all the way down to his ankles. “Relax and let me take the lead!” Her voice was nothing more than a faint whisper in his ears. His cock rapidly grew to its full length in the span of a few heartbeats. Wetting her lips again, Yoruichi then, in one swift move, swallowed his entire length! “HOOOOOOMPH!!!!!!” ‘Mmh… not the biggest but not bad either…!’ she thought as she began bobbing her head up and down.

 

The man’s hands wavered in the air, unsure whether or not he is allowed to grab her head or not. In the end, he clenched the arm rests of his chair, his fingers digging deep furrows in the blue imitation leather! “Argh!!! huff… huff… huff…!” he groaned and panted, relishing in the sensation of her tongue running all over the underside of his length and even swirling over his balls as she completely deepthroated him!

 

“GUHPPP… MOOOOH… PHUGGGG… GUGH, MMMMPH, GUGH, GUGH, GUGH!!!!!! SHO DELISHIOUS!!!!!!!!” she moaned, completely exaggerating the effect his cock had on her. But it worked! A proud smile spread across the man’s face as he leaned back even more into his seat, giving himself completely to the pleasure. “I COULD SHUCK SHUCH A BHIG CAWK FO’ EVA!!!!!!!”

 

“Hrrrrrrgh!!! Yeah, of course you do…” he grunted through gritted teeth, sweat beginning to run down his face. POP! And just like she anticipated, he looked completely disappointed when she pulled her mouth free from his dick.

 

She grabbed the base of the shaft and carefully licked the pink tip of his hardon, teasing out the first few drops of precum. “Tell you what…” Yoruichi said and made a show out of gulping down the salty treat of his lust. “If I manage to make you cum ten times in under half an hour with just my mouth, we’ll forget about my little mistake! I’ll even talk with my boss about giving you a premium membership card for his club when it opens. Deal?”

 

“Deal!” agreed the man without hesitation. The urge to release his seed after her teasing was simply too great to think about it twice!

 

“Hehehehe! I know you would!” said the purple haired vixen before putting one of his nuts in her mouth. She smiled mischievously and began sucking on his balls while working her hands on his dick again. ‘This will be a piece of cake!’

 

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(Thirteen minutes and six seconds later…)

 

“Ahhhhh~, that was easy!” declared Yoruichi, wiping off a last drop of cum from the corner of her mouth. Towards the end, his loads became a lot more watery and thin, but she milked him dry regardless, leaving not a single ounce of sperm in his balls. “Now… what to do next…?”

 

She wandered through the streets, pondering over her next move. At the side of the road she spotted two large posters right next to each other. “BUSTEEZ, MANSION OF THE CARNAL ARTS” was written in crimson red letters across the one on the left, with a cartoonish version of the former shopkeeper, Kisuke Urahara, right next to it. The drawing’s mouth was covered by the Shinigami’s typical fan and he gave a thumbs-up towards whoever was looking at the poster. Cartoonishly drawn cocks and tits of various shapes, colors, and sizes filled the background. “OPENING SOON!!!” was written at the corner, with the date of the grand opening underneath.

 

Next to it was a poster that proclaimed something very similar. “UNOHANA’S PALACE OF HARLOTS AND GIGOLOS” was written above a photo of the titular club owner. Unohana sat naked on a throne-like chair, her legs crossed and heart-shaped pasties covering her nipples! With her left hand, she beckoned whoever was looking at the poster to come closer while smiling heartily down at them. “THE QUEEN AWAITS YOUR ARRIVAL!!!” was printed at her bare feet, with the dates of the opening night right next to it.

 

Yoruichi halted for a moment and compared the two posters with one another before whistling approvingly. “Damn, Captain Unohana might have beaten us when it comes to the advertisement…!” she thought out loud and walked past the billboard, applying black lipstick to her lips. “Well, that just means that we have to win the hearts of our future clients with our variety of girls and boys!” said the purple haired Shinigami and tried to come up with her next step. “Such a shame that Harribel seemed more interested in Toshiro-kun than in working for Kisuke…”

 

While Harribel said that she still had to think about Yoruichi’s, and thereby Kisuke’s, offer to join the club, Yoruichi was more than certain that the Arrancar Queen would work for Captain Unohana instead. A mistake that would end with them losing another Arrancar to the rival club. And with Nelliel and Harribel working for the other club, other Arrancars, like Harribel’s Fraccion and maybe even Grimmjow, would most likely go with them!

 

“Tsk…” Yoruichi clicked her tongue in annoyance as a single drop of sweat ran down the side of her head. The Arrancar would have proven a viable asset to the club and their almost animalistic urges would have attracted tons of clients. “Not that it matters much!” she then said, more as a reassurance to herself. “We already have one chocolate chick in this club! No other can compare!”

 

She spanked her own butt for emphasis, causing it to jiggle and bounce in her yellow skirt and attracting the attention of the other people on the street. With no goal in mind, the former captain continued with her walk through Karakura Town. Lights lit up on both sides of the road as the day slowly turned into night. Not that it mattered much to the people of the buzzing metropolis in the heart of Japan. The nightlife of the cities in the Human World were basically just as lively as during the day, which was one of the core reasons why Kisuke decided to switch from his old shop to a titty bar/brothel/night club. Getting the investors to lend them money for the construction of the building was an easy task that she and her little bee accomplished with hardly any effort on a single afternoon!

 

Actually getting the needed coworkers necessary for this place to work was another thing entirely!

 

‘Little bee, Yushiro, Orihime,… and me,’ she counted all of the club’s employees on one hand. Shaking her head, Yoruichi came up with a decision. “No! No more sulking! We need more girls and boys and I WILL get them!” she said with a fierce fire burning in her eyes. “And if I can’t get the Arrancars, then I’ll simply go for someone else!”

 

Ignoring the confused looks from the few other people on the street with her, the golden eyed woman then marched on with an energetic swing in her hips. She looked at the watch on her wrist and nodded.

 

“And I might just know who would be willing to work for Kisuke…!”

 

After a little walk that took a bit more than half an hour and a quick trip with the subway, Yoruichi reached her destination: a public bathhouse in the heart of Karakura Town. Japanese oil lamps in the image of onsens hung in front of the building, giving its visitors the feeling of relaxation and timelessness before they even set foot in. People left and entered the hot spring at a steady flow. And one of them had to be the person that she was looking for! The insides of the building looked almost exactly like one would imagine it. Thick mahogany wood was used for the supporting pillars of the building while the walls, floor, and ceiling were made out of spruce wood. She paid the entrance fee and walked towards the woman’s changing room.

 

‘Now, let’s see if Kisuke’s information is correct…’ she thought and remembered the list of potential future coworkers she and her old friend had gone over together when he came up with the idea of his new business. Rangiku Matsumoto, Katen Kyokotsu, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Lisa Yadomaru, Isane Kotetsu, Nemu Kurotsuchi, Byakuya Kuchiki, Sode no Shirayuki, Momo Hinamori,… most of the names were from Shinigami and even some Zanpakutos, so there wasn’t much more details written since most of it was basic knowledge for them anyways.

 

Then, however, the list had contained the names of people that Yoruichi was certain were dead; Senjumaru Shutara, Kirio Hikifune, Retsu Unohana…at that time, Yoruichi was sure that he only wrote them on the list to mess with her. But after finding out that Unohana somehow survived her fight to the death with Kenpachi Zaraki, she had the strange feeling that the other people had also somehow managed to survive the war against the Wandenreich. The rest of the list had the names of all the remaining Arrancar, the few Sternritter that survived Yhwach’s “Auswählen” and now spent their life in hiding, and of course, the few humans with special powers, the Fullbringers.

 

For each of them, Kisuke filled out an extra sheet of paper with spots that they frequently visited, their hobbies, even sexual kinks to a certain extent! She was eager to learn how he managed to obtain the information, but when she asked, he only replied, “A man’s gotta have his secrets, you know,” with a casual smile on his face.

 

“Secrets my ass!” murmured a now completely naked Yoruichi quietly after spotting the person that she was looking for. Just like it was written on the sheet with her information, Riruka Dokugamine liked to spend her evenings at the bathhouse to keep her skin young and healthy.

 

The magenta haired woman was currently standing with closed eyes, right under the head of a shower, letting the water rain down on her naked body. While definitely noticeable, her tits were still smaller than her head. ‘Probably even smaller than Nanao’s…’ thought the golden eyed vixen as she approached her target. Riruka turned around, granting Yoruichi a view of her equally petite and flat ass. ‘Hehe… Kisuke’s pills will be an excellent bait for her!’

 

“Mmmmmh~!” Riruka moaned under the warm shower, unaware of the improaching Shinigami. “So ni-!”

 

“Riruka? Riruka Dokugamine? Is that you?” asked Yoruichi suddenly.

 

Instead of spinning around like Yoruichi anticipated, Riruka let out a sigh. She turned around slowly and looked up at the taller woman, her eyes lingering only for a minute on her pumpkin sized tits. “I am. And with whom do I have the pleasure of addressing?”

 

“Yoruichi Shihoin. The pleasure’s all mine!” She smiled brightly at the petite woman and put her hands on her hips. With her pussy in clear sight, Yoruichi turned around the otherwise completely empty bathroom. “You know, it’s quite the surprise to meet you here of all places.”

 

Riruka rubbed her temples. “Please, don’t play dumb with me. I know why you are here and my answer is no!” she said firmly and turned around to reach for one of the many flower scented body washes at the wall.

 

“Hm?” Yoruichi blinked a few times. “I’m not sure if I follow. Can’t a woman just go to a public bath?” She then hefted one of her breasts and kneaded the dark orb between her fingers. “It takes time to take care of these little puppies.”

 

After applying the body wash over her shoulders, Riruka began spreading the lavender smelling fluid over the rest of her upper body. “I’m well aware of that little club that your boyfriend, or whatever that man is to you, plans to open in the next few days. I’ve seen the posters, you know?! And I also know that you’re still looking for employees, otherwise I wouldn’t have had to send this wimp flying the other day,” she said without even turning around, her eyes closed, enjoying the feeling of her own hands roaming over her naked body.

 

“Wimp?” The purple haired Shinigami blinked again, this time genuinely surprised.

 

“Ugh… I told you not to play dumb with me! The wimp, you know?! Small, black hair, can’t even say two coherent sentences without mumbling, totally not cute at all!” Riruka talked herself into rage and gave the other woman the description of what she assumed to be Hanataro Yamada. “I already told him that I’m not interested in making a whore out of myself, so just buzz off!”

 

“Hahahaha!” Yoruichi laughed heartily as she got closer and put her own breasts around the younger girl’s neck. “What do guys know anyways?! It takes a woman to know what a woman wants, right? And I might just have the perfect solution to help you with your little problem.”

 

“Little problem?” echoed Riruka, a vein throbbing on her forehead. She turned around again and looked straight past the tits in front of her face and into the playfully gleaming eyes of the other woman.

 

“You know… I kinda doubt that you will get a boyfriend yourself with tits like that,” said Yoruichi, playing the dangerous card of messing with her target’s insecurities. It always worked with Sui-Feng, which made her a bit too confident. “I mean, they don’t really look cute at all! At least, not cute in the way that you would like boys to think about them!” With an almost pitiful expression on her face, she hefted what little she could of the Fullbringer’s tits. “So, what would you say about a little demonstration of one of Kisuke’s many inventions for the club’s employees?”

 

She reached between her breasts to pull out the small pill that she always had stored there, just in case. But before she could pull it out, Riruka pressed her index finger against her chest with surprising force, pushing her against one of the shower walls. “Now wait a second!” Riruka ordered. “You come barging into my happy hour, ruin my mood by bringing up your work, and make fun of my body by telling me what boys will think is cute! Who do you think you are?! My body is cute and sexy enough as it is, and if I wanted to change something about it, I wouldn’t need your silly little inventions anyways!”

 

Her face was now a burning red as she held a stunned Yoruichi against the wall. ‘Hmm… maybe I overdid it a bit with the teasing…’ thought the dark skinned woman as the water from the shower made the body wash on the other girl’s body all bubbly. Some of it even managed to get onto Yoruichi’s body and even her hair! “Perhaps we started off on the wrong foot. What would you say about a little tour through the club instead? To see what the employees can look forwaAAAAAAAHHH????”

 

Yoruichi’s eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as Riruka’s breasts suddenly and without warning expanded. In the span of a few heartbeats, the tits of the Fullbringer grew to the size of the entire rest of her body and held Yoruichi pinned against the slippery wet wall behind her, lifting her off the ground in the process. Probably to balance out the sudden growth in her chest area, Riruka’s ass expanded as well, growing to the size of giant water balls!

 

“Is THAT cute enough for you?!” asked the smaller woman with a confident grin on her lips, completely ignoring Yoruichi’s other offer. “What a little experimenting with one’s powers can do, right?!” she then added teasingly.

 

‘…How?!?!’ the thought crossed Yoruichi’s mind as she experienced the warmth that surrounded her in the shape of two oversized breasts!

 

Riruka lifted her even higher by stepping even closer towards the wall until her tits took the shape of two Ds. She reached between her cleavage and snaked her hand between Yoruichi’s legs and fingered the Shinigami’s defenseless and soaking wet pussy. “How’s that for a taste?! I don’t need to work in a silly club to be good at sex or get the attention of cute boys!”

 

“Hnnnnnnnnnngh!!!” All Yoruichi could do was moan at the hands of the younger girl. Her hands clenched around the mountain of flesh around her as the Fullbringer’s fingers rubbed all over her swollen clit. ‘Damn! She’s good!’ Yoruichi had to admit as she got fingered to the brink of orgasm!

 

“OH FUCK!!!!!” Yoruichi arched her back as far as she could, pushing her pussy even closer towards the other girl. Sweet nectar sprayed out of her gushing hole and ran down inside the magenta haired woman’s cleavage!

 

With her fingers deep inside the dark skinned woman’s cunt, Riruka blinked a few times. “Already?! How underfucked are you!?” she asked, but continued stimulating Yoruichi’s pussy. “I thought horny bimbos like you could hold back! Then again…” She leaned in as close as her huge mammaries allowed and kissed her partner’s flushed cheek. “I guess the face that you make when you cum is kind of adorable!”

 

“MMMMMMMHHHMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!” moaned Yoruichi as another orgasm rocked her body. Her tongue lolled out of her open mouth and her eyes began rolling into the back of her head as she experienced a lighthearted sensation spreading across her entire body and mind! ‘How can she finger me better than most of the guys I slept with can fuck?!?!’ And as if she read her mind, Riruka pushed two more fingers in! “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!”

 

A complacent smile spread across the shorter girl’s face as she slowly dragged four of her digits in and out of the continuously gushing pussy! The wet FLICK FLICK FLICK of it was audible to both of them even with the water of the shower raining down on them!

 

“HA?!” A horrified feminine scream echoed suddenly through the room! Riruka turned around to see an older woman with navy blue hair looking at them with a wide open mouth and eyes that nearly popped out of their sockets.

 

Before Riruka could respond, the woman ran out of the bath area.

 

With a face that had the same color as the woman’s, Riruka then slowly pulled her fingers out of Yoruichi’s pussy. It took some considerable effort, due to the other woman’s cunt clenching tight around her fingers, but she managed to do it! A soft POP! could be heard through the room as Riruka only now seemed to become aware of what she just did!

 

“SEE?!” she asked, a bit sharper than intended. “I don’t need you or your club!” Riruka said before simply storming off, reverting her body to its original shape while doing so.

 

Yoruichi fell to the ground, watching Riruka’s flat ass jiggle slightly with every breath. She took a moment to catch her breath and looked up at the shower head above her, letting the water wash away the abundance of her nectar that kept oozing out of her pussy. “Damn!” she then murmured after a while. “We really need her for the club!”

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(Story by: Mr. Akrononym)