Drinking Away the Dull Day

(Note: This story is part of an ongoing series of Bleach stories)
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Sitting alone in her office, Rangiku Matsumoto filled out another piece of paper. She sighed in exhaustion while putting the sheet on a large stack to her right. ‘Is that truly the work that the Captain does every single day?’ Outside of the office’s window, she saw several sparrows fly through the air as they enjoyed the last rays of light before sun set. “Ughhhhh…” She massaged her breasts as she looked over all the other papers that she still had to work through. “Dammit! Why did you have to leave me, Captain?!?!”

 

She of course knew the answer already.

 

One fateful day, she found a strange letter for her Captain on the usual pile of paperwork. None of the other subordinates could tell them how it got there or from whom it might have been. Even she couldn’t provide the young prodigy with any answer since she was still drunk from the prior day. On the contrary, she started teasing him that he probably had a secret admirer and that he should just go visit the location that was mentioned in the letter. After much convincing from her, he reluctantly left to visit the Human World, but not before leaving her with a mountain of chores to do until he came back.

 

Almost a week has passed since then!

 

By now, almost every female and even some male Shinigami in the Soul Society knew the details. How the former Captain of the 4th Division, Retsu Unohana, somehow survived the chaos of the war and was now trying to set up a brothel of some kind in the Human World. And how Captain Hitsugaya became one of her first employees there, something that Rangiku found extremely hilarious at first. But as the days passed and she was left to do more and more of her Captain’s work, the more she wished that he would come back. Or, better yet, that she would also be recruited by Unohana herself.

 

“Why didn’t the Captain-Commander go with me to the Human World? I would have been a much better candidate for that job than that boring Lisa!” Rangiku said to herself while putting her legs on the desk.

 

KNOCK KNOCK

 

“Oi, Rangiku? You in there?” Ikkaku Madarame’s voice came from the other side of the office door.

 

“Hm? Oh, yes… come in,” she said as she reached for a bottle of sake that she kept hidden in her Captain’s desk. The door was pushed open and Ikkaku and Yumichika stepped into the messy room. Both were dressed in the usual Shinigami uniform but without their Zanpakutos at their side. “Now, what brings you two lovely guys here?” the strawberry blond woman asked. She swept her hair from her shoulders and gave them her best bedroom eyes. “Did you perhaps come for little ol’ me? To rescue me from this boring office life?”

 

“Ehm…” Both men looked at each other, perplexed. “Yes? Did you forget? You wanted to check out this new bar in North Rukongai,” Yumichika then said.

 

“OOOOHHH!!! Yes! Of course I remember!” Her eyes sparkled with excitement. She sprung from her seat and jumped over the desk, causing the piles of paperwork to collapse. Already finished sheets and ones that she hasn’t started working on all fell together in one big chaotic mountain. ‘Eh. I’ll let one of the lower ranks take care of it!’

 

Together, the three of them headed out for Rukongai. The bar they visited opened right after the war against the Wandenreich and offered many drinks that nobody ever heard of before, including ones that only recently became a thing in the Human World. Tequilas, gin tonics, martinis, mojitos, all kinds of wonderful alcohol. And Rangiku drank all of them at least once!

 

At the end of the night, after drinking nearly the entire bar empty, she found herself floating naked in a small lake at the edge of town, spinning around. “Uahaha~~ *hic* the moon ish danshing…!” Her melon sized boobs made sure that she wouldn’t go under even as she thrashed with her arms and legs with a childlike energy. “What’sh taking you sho long, boysh? Come on in already!”

 

Ikkaku and Yumichika drunkenly stumbled from side to side on the lake’s bank as they tore their uniforms off their bodies. “Jusht you wait…” Ikkaku began saying with a lecherous grin on his face. While his cock was not nearly as thick as that of other guys she had slept with before, he more than made up for it with sheer length! Even while flaccid, the piece of meat hung down almost all the way to his ankles. She could almost see the saliva dropping out of his mouth as he prepared to leap into the water. SPLASH!!

 

“Don’t act sho howny, Ikkaku.” Yumichika said as he elegantly stepped into the lake. He didn’t had the same length as his partner, but was undoubtedly a lot fatter below the belt, nearly as long as her arm from the tip of her fingers to her elbow and just as thick. “It’sh not beautiful!”

 

Rising to the surface again, Ikkaku splashed some of the clear water into his friend’s face. “Oh, shut up!” he spun around and swam towards the happily giggling Rangiku. “Let’sh jusht have shome fun!”

 

“Yesh…” The orange haired Shinigami playfully splashed in the water as the two men drew closer. She couldn’t remember how often they played those kinds of ‘games’ before, only that she really liked them. “Come on, boysh…” As she started fondling her own breasts, Rangiku watched as Ikakku reached out for her foot. Before he reached her, she pulled away and swam into the opposite direction. Just because she was horny and desperate for some dicking to distract her from all that work recently didn’t mean that they could have her that easily! “Awwww… did my foot shlip away?! I guessh you have to try harder… hehehehe!”

 

“Oh, I’m gonna *hic* I’m gonna get you!” Ikkaku declared with a fire burning in his alcohol-clouded eyes. He swam closer again and they repeated the game a few more times, until Rangiku found herself cornered against a rocky wall behind her. Behind him, Yumichika waded through the water, trying desperately not to slip on the rocky ground under his feet.

 

“Oh, no… the big and shcary Shinigami hash trapped innoshent little me…!” she moaned playfully while pressing her back against the rock wall behind her. Below the surface of the water, she already began massaging the bald man’s rapidly growing erection. “What should I do? I’m sho shcared.”

 

A big, silly smile spread across the combatant’s face as he moved one hand down and between the woman’s legs. He easily shoved two of his fingers into the moist and hot hole, making her moan in raw need. “Hehehehe. I think you know pretty well what you should, or *hic* want to do!”

 

“Dammit Ikkaku!” Yumichika groaned as he stood next to his buddy. “Can you be any less corny?”

 

“Huuurgh… Ah, shut up!” The hair on Ikkaku’s elbows stood on edge as Rangiku began fondling his balls while he continued moving his fingers back and forth inside her tight pussy. “Jusht enjoy the moment and go with the flow! It’sh clear that our friend ish in deshperate need of shome real cocsh!”

 

“Hnnnnnnnngh… Yesh!” Rangiku bucked her hips against Ikkaku’s hand. Her pussy gushed around his digits as she was brought to the brink of orgasm in under a minute. She closed her eyes to fully enjoy the sensation, her body trembling in anticipation of her colleagues’ next move. “God, thish feelsh shooooo ghuudddddd!!!!”

 

“Ahahaha… you like that, you… you shlut?!” Ikkaku asked. He grabbed one of her full breasts… “Then, what if I do thish?!” …and squeezed her erect nipple as hard as he could.

 

“OOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!” Her scream echoed over the small lake and made both male Shinigami wince. “YOU JACKASH!!!!” she panted like a dog in heat as the pain slowly subsided, turning more and more into pleasure. “Jusht wait, you…!”

 

In the blink of an eye, her hand clenched around Ikkaku’s balls. “GOAARGH!!!!!” he groaned like a beast as he suddenly became stiff like a steel beam. His eyes crossed, his mind unsure if the sensation was painful or pleasurable. “BITCH!!!” He grinned and looked down on her. “So that’sh how you wanna play, huh? Fine by me!”

 

“OH GHODDDDDD!!!!” She arched her back, almost hitting the rock formation behind her in the process, as the baldie twisted her nipple counterclockwise. He pulled his fingers out of her pussy and did the exact same thing with her other tit as well. “FUUUUUCK!!!!!”

 

“HA! You like that you shlutty bitsh!? Hahahaha!!!” He could feel her hot juices gushing out of her pussy, clearly distinguishable from the slowly cooling water that they were in. “Then how about a bit more?!” he asked, pressing his knee against the orangette’s swollen clit.

 

“OHHHHH, YESH!!!!” Rangiku screamed as pure pleasure surged from her pussy through her entire body. “THAT’SH THE *hic* SHTUFF!!! HARDER!!!!”

 

“Would you two mind keeping it quiet?! You’ll make all the people in Rukongai rush over here to see what’s up!” Yumichika said, turning around and looking over his shoulders if anyone was coming already.

 

Ikkaku let go of one of Rangiku’s nipples and waved his partner’s worries off. “Bah. Relax. We’re the only ones out here.” He then scratched his chin as he looked at the still panting and drooling woman before him. “But I shupposhe you’re right. We better should give thish bitch shomething to keep her mind occupied and to keep her from shouting sho crashy!”

 

The busty woman instantly caught his drift and went on her knees, the water of the lake reaching all the way to her chin. Without a word, she opened her mouth as wide as she could and swallowed a third of his cock in one go. “OGH! HUGG, MMMPH, PHHH, HMMMPH, GUMPH, MMMHMMM!!!!”

 

“Hurr… hurr… hurr…! What’sh the matter, Yumichika?!” Ikkaku asked after a while, slowly bucking his hips back and forth to drive his cock further into the woman’s throat. He looked over his shoulder at the flamboyant Shinigami. “Don’t you wanna come and help? Thish mouth of hersh ish big enough of the two of ush!”

 

Looking one last time around to see that nobody was around them, Yumichika let out a sigh from deep within his body. “Ahhh!” He waded right next to his partner and hefted his dong out of the water. He swiped a strand of his hair from his face and looked down at the still gagging and moaning Rangiku. “Hope you’re ready…!”

 

“GUGH!!!!” Her eyes tripled in size as the blue haired man shoved his cock between her lips as well. “SHOOOO BHIGGGG!!! I LUV IDDD!!!! GLORGH, MOPH, PHUHHH, MMMH, HMPHHH!!!” she gurgled and moaned around the two cocks that filled out her entire mouth. Water flooded into her mouth and nose as the men began facefucking her. “HAWDEW!!!!! PHUGGGG MUH FASHE MOAAAAH!!! LURPHHH, HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM, HUGEEEEPH!!!!!”

 

“Damn, Rangiku!!” Ikkaku grinned from ear to ear as the orangette continued fondling both their balls under the surface. Her fingers gently cupped and squeezed the full nutsacks while her tongue slithered and slid all over the two fucksticks in her mouth. “Were you alwaysh thish hungry for cock or what?!”

 

“Can you pleashe not talk like that? It’sh far too dishgushting and vulgar” Yumichika said, sweat rolled down his face as he tried not to cum. He shook his head in an attempt to clear his mind from the constant buzzing he felt after drinking too much alcohol while continuously slamming his hips against Rangiku’s face.

 

His and Ikkaku’s balls made loud and wet SHLAP SHLAP SHLAP sounds whenever they hit the female Shinigami’s chin. She moaned in pleasure as Ikkaku put his hands on her head to shove even more of his long schlong down her throat! The cacophony of lewd sounds echoed across the lake and through the surrounding forest as the sex between the three superhuman Shinigami reached even greater heights.

 

Rangiku didn’t know when or how they did, but suddenly she found herself floating in the water. Yumichika’s cock was still in her mouth, stretching her throat to a ridiculous extend, while Ikkaku roughly fucked her ass. “HOGGGGG, GUPHHHH, YESHHHH!!! THAT’SH THE SHTUFF!!! PHUCK MUH MOUPHPUSSHY!!!!! POUND MUH SHLUTTY ASSH!!!!!!”

 

“HA… HA… HAHAHAHA!!!!” Ikkaku threw his head back and slapped the Shinigami’s huge bubble butt, his hand leaving a large and red imprint. The fat rippled as if he threw a rock into water, making him laugh even louder. “HAHAHAHA!!! You really are one horny slut!!! Is your Captain not fucking you hard enough?! Or ish he shimply too small to fill thoshe holesh of yoursh?!”

 

Instead of answering, Rangiku simply continued sucking more on Yumichika’s cock, her tongue moving all over the hot veins that pulsated in a steady rhythm. Her pussy released more and more of her love juices as she came again and again and again and again! “PHUUUUCK!!! IT’SH TOO MUCH!! I’M GOING CRASHY WITH CAWKSH!!!!”

 

Rubbing his head, Yumichika sighed in disbelief. “Why? Why do you have to shcream like thish?” he asked while pumping his cock harder into Rangiku’s mouth until her nose was buried in his dark pubic hair. “Ish it ashked for too much if you keep quiet?”

 

“YESH!!!!” her eyes rolled back in their sockets as she climaxed once more. “IT’SH JUSHT TOO GHUUDDDDDDD!!!!!”

 

“Fuck!!” Ikkaku groaned through gritted teeth as he felt as if his balls could burst any second now, “Did your ass just get even tighter?! Are we fucking you that good?!” A drop of sweat rolled down his neck as he slowly sobered up. The ironclad determination that he usually had vanished as he suddenly got the urge to cum. “And here I thought that you’re used to getting drilled by big fat cocks already…”

 

“I COULD NEVER GET USHED TO THISH FEELING!!!! GETTING FUCKED ISH DA BESHT!! I WANNA EXPERIENCE IT OVA AND OVA AND OVA AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!”

 

All three Shinigami grunted, moaned, sweated, fucked, and groaned for what felt like an eternity. They switched positions more often than Rangiku could remember, her memories cloudy due to her cumming her brains out at least a hundred times! In the end, she almost lost her mind as both men came deep inside her tight pussy at the same time! While not much on their own, both their cum quickly filled her stomach to the brim.

 

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!” she screamed in utter bliss and in unison with her partners as the world around her turned black. When she woke up again, the first rays of sunlight shone through the trees around them, making the lake glitter in an almost fairy tale-like manner. She groggily rubbed her buzzing head, aftermath of her excessive drinking the prior day. Ikkaku’s and Yumichika’s motionless bodies floated on the water around her, silly grins on their faces. “He! Hehehe… That was nice! Maybe I should ask Unohana if I could join her as well…”

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(Story by: Mr. Akrononym)