“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of our famous ‘Ranko Reviews,’ where we will talk about everything that has happened on our beautiful island paradise lately!” A man in a black tuxedo greeted the audience. “I’m Diethard Morgans, your host of the evening, and with me today is a man you have probably heard about by now! The man who only recently set foot on this very island, but already caused big waves! He single-handedly defeated the prior champion of the Carnal Arena in one round and had her begging in under a minute! If you haven’t heard his name yet, you must live under a rock! So please, give a warm welcome to our guest of the hour…”
The camera went over the audience as the dark skinned man from Kumogakure entered the stage. Young girls and older women alike threw their panties towards him and begged him to fuck them, while the men in the audience complimented him for his flawless victory over Tsunade. A raised his one hand triumphantly into the air, the outline of his cock clearly seen through the black, skin tight shorts that he wore. He caught one of the panties in the air and looked at it for a moment before shoving it down his shorts. He then threw the frilly pink fabric back to the woman whom it belonged to. Before the woman even got her fingers on it, the other female audience members already started to gang up on her. Each and every last one of them wanted to smell the former Raikage’s dick!
“BACK OFF, YOU BITCHES!!! THAT’S MINE!!!!”
“NO WAY IN HELL, YOU SLUT!!! I WANNA HAVE IT!!!!”
“DO EITHER OF YOU DUMB COWS EVEN REALIZE HOW LONG IT’S BEEN SINCE I HAD A REAL COCK TO FUCK?!?! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!”
A sat down on a large and comfortable red couch next to the host’s desk while security tried their best to calm down the audience. After several long minutes where the camera focused on the cat-fight between the female audience members, Morgans spoke again. “Well, talk about an entrance! Though that’s probably something that you’ve grown used to ever since your grand debut here on Ranko, right?”
“Ugh… tell me about it! It’s as if they didn’t hear my declaration…” grumbled the dark skinned man as he leaned back against the couch, his muscular arms laying on the backrest and his legs wide apart, as if to tease his fans.
“Right, your declaration…” began the host and picked up a sheet of paper from the stack next to him, “Let’s begin with that, shall we?” He looked towards A, who simply nodded, gesturing to him to continue. “Right, before you sent the former champion, Tsunade, flying off the stage with your cum, you said that she was, and I quote, ‘Just another bitch who didn’t know her place.’ Is that truly your opinion about her, or was that just some dirty talk to get her and the crowd heated up?”
“Hm…” A stroked his blonde goatee as he pondered the question. After about 30 seconds, he finally responds with, “A little bit of both, I suppose. I value her as someone I once worked together with. She’s fierce, determined, and strong, that’s for sure.” A’s smile curled around his lips as he thought about all the stuff they went through, “But during sex, she’s just like almost every other woman I’ve ever met! One decent dicking is enough; then they’re on the ground, begging for more!” He said while leaning back against the couch, giving off a relaxed impression like he knows what he’s talking about.
“Interesting, interesting… Now that’s what I call big news!” Morgans nodded before smiling down at the audience, “Can you believe that, ladies!? ‘One decent dicking,’ he says…” He shook his head while the audience giggled and laughed at both the Raikage’s words and Morgans’ impression.
“HARHARHARHAR!!!!!” The former Raikage’s own laughter echoed like thunder throughout the giant studio. He grabbed his cock and squeezed his member through the shorts that he wore. “Having the right tools for the job is quite helpful as well of course!”
Another wave of laughter went through the audience and even the host couldn’t help but chuckle because of the comment. Everyone’s eyes naturally wandered towards the visibly large cock that was tucked behind the black shorts. When everyone was silent again, Morgans continued with his program. “Yes, that might very well be true! But say, you mentioned how Tsunade is like almost every other woman during sex… Are there really women out there who are capable of handling that black beast?”
“Yes. Though I can probably count them on one hand.” He looked up at the white light above him. “To be honest though, I can only think of two at the moment; Samui and Karui. Two very passionate women from the same village as me who know how to treat and take a dick right. Just goes to show that not only are Kumo-cocks superior, but also Kumo-cunts!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” the audience exploded into laughter, giving both Morgans and A time to take a sip of water.
“Did you ever encounter a girl or woman which you couldn’t conquer with your raw energy alone?” Morgans asked as he leaned forward on the table.
“No! Never!” replied the blonde simply. “All that is needed to make a girl cum is some rough and raw fucking! If you start strong and continue strong, you basically can’t lose anymore. Even the most faithful wife will succumb to her carnal urges and desires sooner than later if her partner is just minimally better than her husband!”
It was at this moment that Hinata stopped paying attention to the broadcast. The dark haired MILF stood in the center of a town further inland and had noticed the broadcast on her way towards her meeting with A. Several other people on the market place also watched the recording of yesterday’s “Ranko Reviews” on one of the large monitors that adorned the site of a large and towering office building.
“How can he say that stuff with such confidence?” asked Hinata rhetorically as she jogged out of the town center. Everything the man had just said was complete nonsense to her and she was certain that it was mere macho-talk to entertain the audience. “I’ll definitely have to talk with him about that!” Hinata said with determination in her eyes.
She reached her destination: a bar at the corner of the two busiest streets of the town. One street connected this town with the capital and the next town on the other side of the island, and the other led to the harbor or the jungle further inland. She pushed the door open and immediately spotted A. He sat with his back to her at the counter; two naked women were to his left and right and begged for his attention by shamelessly pressing their breasts against his body, whispering things into his ear that Hinata couldn’t hear.
“Back off already! I told you that I’m expecting someone!” grumbled the former Raikage and emptied a glass with a yellow liquid inside. “And sluts like you can’t even keep up anyways!”
“Oh, come on A-sama~!” purred the blonde on his right into his ear. “I’m sure that my tight little cunt can prove you otherwise!” she said as she grabbed his arm to rub against her pussy for emphasis.
“Don’t ya listen to dat broad!” said the dark skinned woman with an afro on his left as she tried to sit down on his lap. “Us people from the Land of Lightning have to stick together! After all…” she caressed his chin lovingly with one hand while tracing the outline of his cock with the other. “It takes a Kumo-cunt to know what a Kumo-cock needs, right?”
“Ehm, ladies?” began Hinata as she got closer towards them. “I think that’s my date you’re currently flirting with!”
“Get lost, you old hag. I saw him first! You can have him when he’s fucked me senseless!”
A looked over his shoulder and raised an eyebrow when he saw her, but simply shrugged, “You heard her! Get going already!” He ordered. The authority in his words gave no room for arguments. Both women hurried away with disheartened looks on their faces and Hinata sat down next to the muscular shinobi. “Why are you here? Where’s Naruto?”
“My apologies, Raikage-sama,” Hinata said as she bowed down slightly in her chair. It was hard for her to talk politely with the man, given the feelings she had after watching the broadcast, “He’s busy picking up my sister at the harbor and asked me to meet with you in his stead.” She tried her best to sound casual and to think about anything besides his false perceptions of how sex worked.
“Tsk. Who does that guy think he is?! First, promising to have some drinks with me, only to not even show up!” He looked pissed for a moment before his expression became a bit softer again. “Though, if it’s for a family member, then it’s something I can understand. What can I get you?”
She took a glance at the menu and the many colorful flasks along the wall, “I don’t know,” she pondered before answering honestly. “I never really was a fan of alcohol.”
“Hrm, I guessed as much!” grumbled A, slightly disappointed, “The whiskey here isn’t bad, but I’ve had better. I assume that the scotch would be a bit too much for you and the rest here doesn’t seem to be anything noteworthy either…” He paused for a moment when he found something on the menu that he didn’t recognize. “Hey, barkeeper! What’s the ‘Ranko Special’?”
A tall man in a black suit walked over to them. He had a black mustache and gelled back hair of the same color, with some strands of silver hair in them. “Ahhh, very good taste, Master A! The ‘Ranko Special’ isn’t particularly alcoholic and has a rather sweet aftertaste. What differentiates it the most from the other drinks on the menu however, is that it heightens the consumer’s arousal. If you’re particularly susceptible, it has you cumming in an instant. At worst, it highly stimulates you and has you ready for sex in under a minute,” he explained with a smile on his face. “What makes it similar to the other alcohols though, is that you’ll wake up with a serious hangover afterwards.”
“Really?!” A looked at the menu, not really believing the effects to be true. After a few seconds, he makes his decision. “I’ll try one.”
“A very fine choice, Master A! And you, Lady…?”
“Hinata.” Said the dark haired Kunoichi as she made her decision. “Sake’s just fine for me.”
“Sake! Very well!” The barkeeper turned around and reached for the different bottles.
“Not interested in trying out that ‘Ranko Special?’” A asked, shifting his chair so that he could look at her more easily without twisting his neck too much.
“I’m not too keen on experiencing whatever effects it has out in public,” She explained simply, crossing her legs and turning around on her chair as well, “We may have arrived on this island a few weeks ago, but I’m not too keen on trying out anything without Naruto-kun around.” Declared Hinata as an idea crossed her mind. “You know, an island like this is the perfect spot for us and other couples to strengthen their relationships!”
“Hmph… If you say so… And yeah, Kakashi mentioned how he asked Naruto for help because of some strange stuff happening here, so I doubt that he got the chance to test out any of this island’s… customs himself.” When the barkeeper offered him the drink, A took it wordlessly and took a careful sip from the pink beverage. His face contorted into a grimace. “Bah! Too sweet!”
“Thank you!” Hinata took her drink from the barkeeper and looked at A again. “What do you think? Isn’t this place perfect for people who love each other?” She asked, not going deeper into the stuff that forced Naruto to stay away from her.
“People don’t need to love each other to experience mind blowing orgasms.” He explained, taking another sip from his drink, “On the contrary, I believe that being here with someone you truly love makes it even harder with that many other beautiful people running around!”
“Why?” Hinata asked. She put the cup of sake to her lips and gulped it down in one go. “What does it matter if there are other people running around, when you are here with your fianc-”
“Ah, please!” A cut her short and waved her response off with his one arm, “If a girl here sees a man with a bigger dick than her husband, then she asks him to fuck her! Or vice versa. It’s that simple!” He then looked at the ceiling above as he thought about it. “Give it two weeks at best and any girl or boy will go for a partner with more experience or a better body than their current partner!”
“Seriously?! That’s what you think?!” asked Hinata in disbelief. “And I thought all that talk during that late night show was just there to entertain the crowd!”
“HA! Harharharhar!!!” A erupted into laughter. Hinata blinked, both shocked and puzzled at what she just heard. Nevertheless, A continued, “I thought that something was off by the way you stormed into the bar… I assume that you don’t share my opinion of how sex works?”
Hinata shook her head. “No! Not at all! Sex between two people who love and care for one another is something that no other dick, regardless of seize or girth, can get close to! In fact, just today I saw a young couple that couldn’t get enough from each other, despite them both being rather unremarkable in terms of size!”
“Mhm…” A nodded slowly, clearly not believing a single thing the MILF just said. “Obviously size isn’t the only thing, but come on… Don’t tell me that you were on this island for two weeks or so without getting plowed by Naruto, and not once did you think that getting fucked by another guy wouldn’t be nice!”
A vein popped on Hinata’s forehead, “That doesn’t mean that any cock would feel as good as Naruto-kun’s or even close to that!” She hissed back, her face was glowing red as a cherry.
“So you did think about it?!” He asked rhetorically, a triumphant glow in his eyes. “But tell me, is Naruto’s cock really so big that nobody else can compete, or is it really just love?”
“I told you! Size has nothing to do with it! I love Naruto and Naruto alone, and no dick will ever change that!”
“HA! Care to prove that statement?” A asked her, the glow in his eye becoming more intense with each second.
“WHAT!?” Hinata rose from her chair and slammed her hands down on the counter. Several other people in the bar turned around to see what caused the ruckus. “I’m not not going to get fucked by you to prove I’m right!!”
“Even more of a reason to put your statement to the test!” A rose up from his seat as well and looked down on the buxom Shinobi, “If love is truly so important for sex, then it wouldn’t matter how hard or rough I fuck you! Or how big my cock is! Right?” One could practically see the sparks of electricity that shot between their eyes.
Hinata didn’t reply immediately, but he could see how she was seriously thinking about it. “I…”
“Heck! We can go to a nice and secluded spot away from anyone and you can show me how unshakable your heart truly is! Nobody has to know, but you are free to brag about your victory afterwards if you want!”
She made her decision, “Gah! Okay!” Stepping in closer, she threateningly pressed a finger against the dark skinned man’s muscular chest. “But if you say one thing about this to Naruto-kun, you’re going to regret it!”
The sound of water falling down a mountain and into a large lake echoed through the jungle, drowning out each and every other nearby sound. Smaller and bigger animals wandered through the maze of trees in their search for food here and there, but ignored them for the most part. The few panthers that threw glances in their direction were easily scared off by a simple glare from the former Raikage.
“And you’re really sure that nobody will see us?” Asked Hinata again as she looked in every direction to make sure that nobody else was around.
A had already begun stripping out of the black pants that he wore, revealing a speedo that clung neatly to his ass, “If you don’t wanna do this, you’re free to leave. However, that would mean that you’re scared to put your theory to the test… And I’m certain that you would be able to withstand my cock! After all, you don’t love me, right?!” He said in a mocking tone as he looked over his shoulder to see what she was doing.
Hinata still wore the sports shorts and the top that she had since morning. By now it was thoroughly soaked with her sweat and clung tightly to her slender, feminine body. “Tsk. As if I would ever love an arrogant muscle-man like you!”
“Harharharharhar!! That’s the spirit!” He watched as Hinata pulled the top above her head, letting her head sized tits spring free and jiggle enticingly in the moist jungle air. He whistled approvingly. “Now that’s what I’m talking about!”
“J- Jerk!” Muttered Hinata with a blushing red face as she tried to hide at least her nipples from the older man’s eyes. With her right hand she tried to pull down her shorts, but was stopped by A, who gestured for her to stop by simply raising his hand.
“No need to go that far! I mean, you’re totally not gonna succumb to your carnal urges either way, right? So just letting me blow my load over your tits should be enough to prove your superior ideals!” He said in a mocking tone as he lowered his speedo down to his ankles.
He turned around to face his partner for the day directly. His cock, while flaccid, reached well past his knees and swung in a hypnotic way from left to right with each step he took. Hinata’s jaw dropped open as she became aware just what a task it would be to take on this thick, dense cock! A musky smell spread through the area, clogging her nose as she gulped hard. A grinned at her and sat down on the mossy ground beneath, leaning against a giant boulder behind him.
“What are you waiting for!?” He asked her after a solid minute during which she simply stared at the massive piece of dark meat. “If you wanna make a point, then gawking at my cock all day won’t help you!”
“Ugh. Fine…” She said reluctantly and dropped down to her knees. The ginormous cock started to grow as she put her tits around its base. Taking a deep breath, she then slowly licked the underside of the hot meat, unsure how to handle such a beast. ‘I’ve sucked Naruto-kun before, but this…?!’
Saliva began running down the veiny length of A’s cock as she got closer towards the tip. But the closer she got, the more he seemed to grow. After just under a minute, his cock was easily twice as long as her entire arm and four times as thick! The mushroom shaped head rose above her eyes as it continued to grow.
“Mmh, hm, slll, mwah, hrm, slk!!” Seeing that she was unable to reach the tip, Hinata settled for kissing and licking the part of his length directly in front of her face. He tasted just as musky as he smelled; a taste that quickly made her forget about all inhibitions she had prior as she pressed her tits tighter around the rock-hard shaft!
“Aaahhh!!! That’s the stuff!” A sighed as he leaned back even more against the boulder behind him. He looked up at the crystal clear sky and enjoyed the sensation of her tits around his dick. “But you know…?!” A mean grin spread across his face as he looked at Hinata’s flushed face. “I have my own point to prove, so forgive me if I get a bit rough!”
“Hm? Wha-!?!?!” Hinata couldn’t even finish her sentence as he grabbed her by her dark hair. He then somehow managed to shift their positions to such an extent that the tip of his cock now pressed against her lips. Her eyes looked like they could pop out any second now. “Wait! You can’t juUUUUUUUGH!!!!!”
Using that brief moment where she had her mouth open, A pushed his cock past her lips and down her throat! A visible lump formed in her throat as the massive meat was forced further and further in!
“HUUUUUGPH, GLRKKKKK, MWOOOOOPH, TOO MUSH!!!!!!” Tears formed in her eyes as she struggled for breath, “YOUW CAWK ISH TOO… ISH… I… AYE’M… AYE’M CUMMING!!!!!!!!” She howled in utter bliss, with herself starting to go cross-eyed. A continuous spray of pussy juice kept gushing out of her.
“Already?!” Asked A, seriously surprised with how quick it went. He kept fucking her face, using his hand around her head to shove more of his length past her lips. “Are you that new to oral sex, or is Naruto that much smaller than me?”
“UUUUUUPPH, GLUKKKKKK, GUGGGGGHHHH!!!!! AYE’M CUMMING!!!! CUMMMMMMINGGGGGG!!!!! AYE’M CUMMING PHROM MUH MOUPHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
“I’ll take that as a yes…” A said. Her throat distended even more as half of his cock disappeared behind her lips!
‘How?’ The world around Hinata turned hazy and blurry as she lost herself in the pleasure, ‘How can this feel so much better than sex with Naruto-kun???’ Finally, her eyes crossed and rolled back into her head as she came yet again. “AYE’M LOOOSHING MUH MIIIIIIIINDDDDD!!!”
“HARHARHARHARHAR!!!!! This could be almost funny if that wasn’t such a pathetic sight!” A’s balls slapped against her chin every time he threw his hips forwards. “The wife of the Hokage, losing to a cock from Kumogakure… Just imagine what your friends would say about you if they could see you like this!”
‘No! It’s not like that!’ She tried to vehemently argue in her mind, “HUGGGGG, PHUUUUGH, MUGUUUUUH!!!!”
“What would your son say if he saw you like this… His own mother in the dirt in front of another man! Cumming each time he pushes his cock down her throat… Don’t you feel ashamed?” Letting go of her head, A spanked one of her tits. Both mounds of flesh jiggled like jello from the impact, making her cum even harder. He grabbed one of her painfully stiff nipples and twisted it between his fingers. “Say it!”
“AHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Tears of pleasure and pain streamed down her face as she came harder than she had ever come before. Her pussy clenched like a vice around a dick that wasn’t there as spray after spray of her juices soaked her pants. “AYE’M SHOWWY BOWUTO!!! IT JUSHT PHEELSH SHOOO GUUUUHUUUDDDD!!!! MOMMY NEEDSH TO SHUCK THISH CAWK!!!!!”
A gently patted her head and let a few inches of his dick slip out of her mouth, “You said that very well, slut! You’ve earned yourself a reward!”
“UGH???” Hinata blinked in surprise while the first few drops of his precum kept flooding directly into her stomach. He pulled the rest of his cock out, resulting in a wet POP! that echoed through the jungle. “Whua-! Pleash… Lhet meh…”
“Silence!” A cut her short and spun her around. Her pants were thoroughly soaked by her pussy juices. He could clearly see the strings of her black thong digging deep into the folds of her neatly shaven pussy. In one swift motion, he tore both pieces of clothing to shreds and threw the remains over his shoulder. “Time to test if that fat ass of yours feels just as good as your mouth…!”
Just by him announcing his intentions, he managed to bring her back to reality, “Wait!” She felt the hot tip of his cock press against her tight asshole. “You can’t ju-”
The world turned black…
“Are all you Konoha whores that easily broken?!” asked the former Raikage as he walked through the jungle. Hinata hung over his shoulder like a potato sack; gallons of cum kept pouring out of her now gaping asshole. “At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if that Uchiha-boy’s wife is also waiting for a real cock to change her life!”
“Kumo… Cock is…” Hinata muttered. A weak smile curled around her lips as slowly regained feeling in the rest of her body again. “… AMAZING!”
(Story by: Mr. Akrononym)