Cumming in the Cook

(Note: This story is part of an ongoing series of Bleach stories)
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“… … … I mean, it’s not that bad…!” Yuzu said. She tried to sound encouraging, but even she couldn’t believe her own words.

 

An unholy smell like that of rotten flesh spread over the Kurosaki family’s veranda. On the table in front of Karin laid the remains of what could have been a steak. After laying on the grill for a bit too long, its color now resembled that of the garbs he wore in his Bankai form! Black smoke rose from the grill while fire continued dancing beneath the grates. Next to the steak were several sausages and a baguette that hadn’t fared any better. All of them were burned black!

 

“Don’t lie to me, please,” replied Ichigo. The orange haired man let his head hang and sighed in defeat. “It’s horrible!”

 

“No! Just because it’s a little bit more roasted than normal doesn’t mean it’s horrible!” his sister said, trying to cheer him up. She reached for a fork and knife and cut herself a piece of the steak. After a few deep breaths, she took a bite of the crispy meat. “Shee? Itsh not that bhad…” she said with tears rolling down her cheeks.

 

“Stop, please!” Ichigo begged her as he saw her coughing while taking another bite from a sausage. He picked up one of the sausages himself and eyed the inedible looking thing. “FUCK!!!” In a fit of frustration, he tossed it into the grill, where it was quickly consumed by the raging flames. He ran his hands through his short hair. “Dammit! Why did I promise Inoue that I was gonna cook for our… our date?!?!”

 

“Because you know that her cooking would taste even worse?” countered Yuzu after clearing her throat with a gallon of water. She walked over towards where her older brother was sitting and put an arm around his shoulder. “Look, it’s probably my fault. I’m just not built to be a teacher.”

 

Looking up at his sister, Ichigo couldn’t help to think that she only said it out of politeness and not because she meant it. At moments like this, she really reminded him of their mother. The way she cheered him up whenever he was down, always ready to say something that would put his mind at ease again, was something that she DEFINITELY didn’t inherit from their dad! “You really think so?”

 

After all, she even took time off from meeting her friends just so that she could help him out with cooking. It was his third day of trying to learn how to cook from his sister, but all his attempts proved to be futile, even with her guidance! He didn’t cut the ingredients into the right size and messed up with the timing, which left most of the stuff already overcooked or not done when it was time for the next step. Even watching cooking shows, tutorials on YouTube, and some anime called “Shokugeki no Soma” didn’t help to improve his skills! By now, he was almost ready to admit defeat!

 

“Of course I do, silly brother!” she answered whilst flicking her finger against his forehead. “You’re already doing pretty good. Really! You just need a better teacher than me!”

 

‘But who?’ thought Ichigo. None of his friends were known to be particularly skilled in the kitchen. Chad would be busy with his boxing training, Ishida was probably helping out his father all the time in the hospital while also studying to become a doctor one day, and Mizuiro and Keigo were too busy still bragging about their time with Tatsuki and Chizuru at the lake, so asking them for help would be out of question as well!

 

As if she read his mind, Yuzu walked around him and crossed her arms in front of her chest. “Come on, big bro! You have so many friends from so many worlds. Shinigami, Fullbringer, or Arrancar: there’s bound to be someone out there who can teach you better than I ever could!” she said with a pout as she glared down at him.

 

“Hmmm… You… You’re right!” Ichigo said. He chuckled lightly as he rose from his seat. Whilst patting her head, he thought about her words and the options he had. And sure enough, one name came into mind! “Thanks Yuzu! I owe you one!”

 

“Hehehe! No problem!” A light blush spread across her cheeks as she relished in the warm feeling of her brother’s hand. “And if you somehow still can’t cook until the weekend, there’s still one thing that will always work!” She grinned up at him. “If everything else fails, you can always order some pizza. Not one of my friends would say no to a guy that ordered pizza for an evening with them!”

 

“Hahahaha! Thanks, I’ll remembe-!”

 

“EWWWW!!!!” Turning around mid-sentence, Ichigo saw both his father and his other sister enter the veranda. The two other family members waved their hands in front of their faces to dispel the thick black smoke and stench that filled the entire garden as they walked over to where Yuzu and Ichigo were.

 

“Did you burn all of our trash? Why does it stink so much?!” asked Isshin.

 

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(That evening…)

 

“So that’s why you asked me for help!” concluded the purple haired woman in front of Ichigo. The moon’s reflections in the water of the pool danced over the Shinigami uniform. She rubbed her chin as she thought about his request. Her pink painted lips seemed to glow in the light of the million stars above. Like almost every time he saw her in her Bulked-Up Form, her eyes were closed and a warm smile curled around her plump lips.

 

“Mhm!” Ichigo nodded. Ever since Mr. Hat-and-Clogs experimented more with the Reaper Communication devices, getting into contact with Shinigami became easier than ever. He just needed to call her and she was more than ready to meet him as soon as possible. The moment Kirio Hikifune stepped into the Human World, Ichigo noticed it and came to meet her to talk with her about the details why he called her.

 

“Hmmm… Got it!” she then said after thinking about it for less than a minute. “I’m in!”

 

“Really!?” Ichigo was beyond relieved! “Thank you! Thank you so much!!!” He wiped some sweat from his forehead, thinking about what other options he would have been forced into if she would have declined. “And is it really okay for you to do this? You know, with your job to protect the Soul King and whatnot?”

 

She waved his question off. “Pffft, that…! Don’t worry about it!” she said with a laugh. Putting her hands on her round and meaty lips, Hikifune spun around to see more of the Human World. “We finally managed to clean up after all that mess that this Yhwach-punk created and everyone in the Royal Guard agreed that we deserve some rest! And with the rumors of some nightclubs spreading all the way to the Soul King Palace, I just couldn’t sit there all the time! Especially if my successor seems to be responsible for them!”

 

“Ah, okay…” said Ichigo dryly. Just thinking about the old man’s newest scheme caused him to have a migraine. He rubbed his temples and tried to forget about the many times that he and his rival, the former Captain Retsu Unohana, tried to recruit him for their cause.

 

All!

 

Four!

 

Times!

 

“Ugh…!” he groaned in annoyance. ‘Why can’t they see that I only want my peace!? Is it that so hard to understand?! Can’t they just ask someone else!? There are so many guys in the Human World and Soul Society that would be more than happy to work at a place like this! What do I have that those men don’t have anyways?!’

 

“Is everything alright, Ichigo-chan?” asked Hikifune, bringing an end to the many thoughts that flew through his head.

 

He looked up and straight into her now slender and somehow younger looking face. While he was busy with his thoughts, the purple haired Captain changed to her true, more buxom, form. All the fat that she had in her Bulk-Up Form was gone, or rather shifted, as the only part of her body that had any fat left were her impressive thighs, ass, and even more impressive tits. Her now loose fitting uniform allowed for a deep glance between her breasts!

 

“Haaa…” He should have been shocked, given the fact that her partially naked chest was practically pressed against his. But given how often he recently saw women alter the size of their bodies, all he could do was sigh in resignation. “It’s just… Nothing! Just some thoughts crossing my mind!”

 

A friendly and up-beat smile spread across the older woman’s face. “Well, just clear your mind then. I can’t have you being all gloomy when I’m about to teach you how to cook like a pro!” She gave him a thumbs-up. This simple motion was enough to make both her tits bounce up and down in the black robes. “So, let’s start!”

 

“Huh? Wait! Start?” Ichigo asked in surprise, completely taken aback by the Shinigami’s enthusiasm. “I’m sorry, but I didn’t really prepare anything to cook.” When he noticed the disbelieving look in her magenta colored eyes, he raised both his hands in defense. “I mean, I’m happy that you’re willing to teach me and all but I didn’t really have time to prepare anything.”

 

“Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Ichigo-chan, Ichigo-chan, Ichigo-chan…” Hikifune shook her head, repeating his name almost like a chant. She then raised her index finger right in front of his face and gave him a serious look. “I’m more than certain that there’s one kind of ingredient that I can help you master to perfection! You might not be prepared for it but I know it’s there. And I’m not stopping until you’ve mastered it!”

 

Ichigo blinked a few times, now completely confused. “What ingredient? How do you know that I have it? And what do you mean with ‘mastered it’? What are you talking about?”

 

Before he could even blink, her slender arm shot forward, her fingers grabbing the outline of his cock through the fabric of his khaki shorts. “This!” she declared confidently, licking her lips in anticipation as the flaccid dick between her fingers quickly came to life. “The meat! One of life’s most essential ingredients and something that you can’t go wrong with when it comes to satisfying a woman!”

 

“HEY!!! I never said that we… ugh. Nevermind!” In the blink of an eye, Ichigo freed himself of his clothes. Standing naked in front of the teasing cook, he then did the same with her, tearing away her black and white robes until she also was as naked as the day that she was born. “You promised to help me out and teach me and if you’re that hungry for it, then it’s only fair that I repay you in any way or form that you like.”

 

“Mmmmmmh~ You’re a fast learner!” said Hikifune and licked her lips, her eyes glued to his throbbing erection. She went to her knees and started stroking his length. Even while flaccid, his dick hung well past his knees, its rosy red tip shimmering in the dim light around them! “But really, can you blame me? Rumors about how big your cock was must have reached all corners of the Sprit Worlds by now!”

 

“Hrrrrrgh… I don’t care!” he groaned. Sinking onto one of the many chairs around the pool, Ichigo gave himself to the pleasure.

 

Hikifune continued stroking his cock, bringing it closer and closer to its full length each time she went from his base to his tip. “Mwah!” The pink mark of her lipstick appeared on his cock where her mouth met it. “Such a rich taste!” she moaned, plastering his meat with several more kisses before going down to do the same with his balls. “Hrrrrrrrmmm… Why do you wanna hide shuch a nische cock from all ush howny gurlsh?” she slurred around his nutsacks, her tongue swirling around the smooth and sensitive part of the young man’s body.

 

“Because I’m just not interested in the whole thing! I just want my peace without having anything to do with Urahara-san’s or Unohana-san’s stupid clubs! Is that asking too much!?” He talked himself into a fury, his fingers digging into the chair beneath him. “FUCK!!! I can’t even meet Inoue without some of them getting in the way!”

 

“Awww. Come on Ishigo…” moaned Hikifune, her words vibrating all over his coconut-sized balls while his cock continued growing. With an audible POP! his balls sprung free and she moved back to look at the monster at hand. He wasn’t even fully erect yet but his girth already rivaled that of her thighs! “Isn’t it every guy’s dream to have so many girls ready to fuck at a moments notice? And just think about all the experiences you could get out of those situations!”

 

Leaning back, Ichigo relished in the feeling as the buxom beauty tenderly licked the very tip of his cock while grabbing her own breasts. “Ugh… I know… but… What would Inoue think if she knew that I was having sex with so many different women? She would hate me!”

 

“Don’t say that!” Hikifune chided him as she continued stroking his ever growing dick. “You aren’t a couple yet, right? So there’s no reason for her to hold anything you did so far against you!” Her fingers worked over the rigid and veiny flesh, causing trickles of precum to ooze out of the mushroom shaped tip. “And it’s not like your partner count is in the double digits, right? So there’s nothing to worry about!”

 

“Of course it’s not! But…” Ichigo shook his head, ‘I wish I could be as cheerful and optimistic as her…!’ he thought, watching as she slowly opened her mouth to take his cock between her pink lips. “Ahhh, Hikifune-san…!”

 

“GOSH!!! ISHIGHO, YOUWE SHO PHAAAAT!!!!!” moaned the busty Shinigami, her throat visibly distended due to his cock moving through it as she bobbed her head back and forth. Her tongue slithered and slided all over the underside of the veiny meat. She could actually feel the blood pulsing through the cock as she gulped down more and more of it! “I CAN SHEE WHY THEY WHANT TO RECWUIT YOU!!!!”

 

“GLUGH, MUPHHHH, HUGGGPH, SHLLLLK, GLURRRRRH, MOAAAHH!!!!”

 

At that moment, Ichigo was incredibly happy that it was so late at night and that no one else was around at the pool to hear the incredibly lewd and wet slurping sounds that echoed all over the area. Spray after spray of her pussy juices ran down between her legs and into the chlorine water behind her. Her eyes reflected the fierce determination with which she gulped down his member as she groped and tugged on both her nipples, stimulating her even more. The lump in her throat continued getting more and more detailed as his cock grew with every rigid breath she took.

 

“GAWD!!! DISH CAWK ISH DA BESHT!!!!” she slurred happily. Saliva ran out of her mouth and down her chin, only to drop onto her heavy breasts. Her fingers sunk deep into the soft and sensitive skin of them as she pressed them tight around the orange haired youth’s rock hard pole. “AYE WUV IDDDDDD!!!!” she howled in utter bliss, all the while pumping her tits up and down the lower half of his now five foot long schlong! “HIIIIIIIIIIIMMMPH!!! SHO GHUUD! CAWK, CAWK, CAWKCAWKCAWKCAWK!!!!!”

 

“Horrrrgh!! Hikifune… -san…! I can’t… much… longer!!!” he growled, his breath actually steaming out of his mouth as the experienced Shinigami brought him to the very verge of orgasm!

 

“NHOOOOOO!!!!!” Just like that, Hikifune pulled her head back, letting the three inches that took her so long to swallow pop out of her mouth. She rubbed her head like a cat in heat against the with her saliva coated length, staring directly into his eyes. If he didn’t know it any better, he would have thought that he could see pink hearts dancing in them! “Don’t cum just yet…” she panted as she slowly crawled up to him on the chair. His cock pointed like a tower into the night sky and Hikifune made a great show out of climbing it until his cock pressed against her tight and hot ass. “CUM THEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!”

 

Her banshee-like squeal of pure bliss echoed through the area, causing the windows on the nearby buildings to crack and the water in the pool to ripple. All of Ichigo’s cock disappeared inside her.

 

“AARRGH!!! Hikifune-san? Is everything alright??” he asked with sweat running down his face. For a moment he feared the worst; Hikifune only sat in a reverse cowgirl position with the only sign of life being her fingers twitching frantically. The fluids of her lust kept running out of her moist glistening pussy and dropped onto his legs and the chair.

 

Then, without a warning of any kind or form, she began bouncing up and down on his cock. “AAAAAAAAYYYEEEEEEEE!!!! FUCK! YES, THIS FEELS SOOOOO GOOOOODDDD!!!” she howled. With one hand, she rubbed her belly while fondling her breasts with the other. Her fingers tugged on her painfully stiff nipple until the whole tit had an almost cone like shape. “CUMMING!!!!! I’M CUMMING SO FUCKING HARRRRRRD!!!!”

 

SLAP! SMACK! SLAP! SMACK! SLAP! SMACK! The sound of flesh meeting flesh felt like music in the purple haired Shinigami’s ears. For what felt like an eternity, she kept bouncing up and down on his cock while he pumped his hips in accordance with her movements. A glance at the clock on the wall showed her that she had ridden his dick for over an hour now!

“Keep it down, will you!?” asked Ichigo in a sore voice. His chest rose and fell with every breath he took as his cock moved through the Shinigami’s tight ass. Like a vice, her inner muscles clenched around his thick meat, as if to never let him go again. All the while, the warmth and wetness of her insides kept getting more intense. “Someone might hear us.”

 

“HOW??? HOW CAN I KEEP QUIET WITH SUCH A DELICIOUS COCK RAVAGING MY INSIDES???? IT’S TOO GOOD!!! MORE! GIVE ME MO-oooooomph??”

 

Her screams of pleasure turned into a surprised moan as Ichigo pulled on her purple hair, making her arch her back as far as possible with his thick cock inside of her, and sealing her mouth with his own. “Hmmmmmph…!” he moaned into her mouth, his tongue wrestling with hers. With his other arm, he reached around her and hugged her closer towards him.

 

“MMMMMMMHHH!!!!” Hikifune closed her eyes and let the young boy explore the insides of her mouth and suck on her tongue. She continued bouncing on his lap, driving his dick somehow even deeper into herself. “Hmmmm… Ishigho…!” she moaned and panted as he broke the kiss, a thin line of their saliva connected their mouths, glimmering under the silver shine of the moon, before snapping.

 

He grinned up at the woman and gave her butt a playful spank, causing the fat on it to wobble. “Now…” The arm that he used earlier to hug her closer to him covered her mouth as he slammed his dick into her one last time!

 

“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Her eyes nearly popped out of his skull as gallon after gallon of pure white baby batter was released straight into her stomach. For a moment, she feared that she would burst under the sheer force, but then she felt all the excessive cum shooting straight out of her ass again!

 

BLORGH SPLURT SPLURT BLORGH!

 

Disgustingly lewd sounds reached her ears as thick globs of cum fell onto the tiles below her. In a matter of seconds, the entire ground around them was covered in the viscous spunk! And he still kept cumming!

 

Seconds turned to minutes. And minutes to an hour as Hikifune tried to relax after experiencing the best orgasm she ever felt in her long life. POP! With shaking legs she rose to her feet and let Ichigo’s cock pop out of her ass. The young boy laid on the chair, tired after shooting his load. She scooped off some of the cum that kept running down his length and licked it up before winking at the orange haired youth. “Maybe I should give Urahara-san’s club a visit after all… Sex in the Human World is great!”

 

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(Story by: Mr. Akrononym)