Appeasing the (Ass) Destroyer God

Beerus lazily opened his eyes from his reclined position under a tree by the shore of a lake. He had been aware of his visitor for quite some time now, but now they were finally close enough to have a proper conversation.

 

But when he actually laid eyes on her, Beerus sat up, feeling slightly interested for a change.

 

Her cheeks puffed out in a pout and stained with red from her blush, Bulma stood in front of the God of Destruction, turned to the side so he could get a good look at her. Between the black leather micro mini skirt and the red halter top, there was plenty to look at.

 

Even though this was her idea, it was still so embarrassing. ‘Ugh, why do I have to get in the middle of two huge egos like this?! Vegeta is going to owe me big time!’

 

“Well now,” Beerus drawled. “This is quite the sight to wake up to. What do I owe the pleasure to? Has your husband decided to apologize for insulting me? As I told him, I refuse to continue training him until he does so.”

 

Bulma gritted her teeth. “Not yet…but I am here to hopefully help smooth things out between you two.” Turning to face him head on, she bent over, giving him a spectacular look at her cleavage. “I was thinking: instead of food, maybe you’re hungry for something else this time?”

 

Beerus stared at her before starting to chuckle, which transitioned to outright laughter as he stood up. “Ah, this planet and its inhabitants never cease to amuse me. Very well, but are you sure you can handle sexual intercourse with me?!” He gave her a challenging grin, only to blink when it was her turn to laugh.

 

“Please, I know that you can control your powers and your body well enough to keep from hurting me.” She smirked at him. “Unless you’re saying that my husband is better at that than you are?”

 

Beerus’ eyes narrowed; even knowing that he was being baited and teased, it was still an affront to his pride to be doubted like that, even in jest.

 

Bulma gulped at the look on his face, but stood her ground. “So, do we have a deal or not?”

 

Literally faster than she could blink, Beerus was completely naked. Bulma barely had time to widen her eyes at the size of his cock before he was kissing her, tongue plunging into her mouth, one hand on her ass, and the other on her breasts.

 

“HMPH?!”

 

It had been some time since he kissed someone, or performed any kind of intimate act, but Beerus knew his skills weren’t rusty, not if the way Bulma moaned into his mouth was any indication. He could feel her nipples hardening as well; as she started to squirm against his body, he smirked against her mouth.

 

Bulma gasped when the kiss ended, before letting out a small yelp when Beerus gently (for him) pushed her onto her knees. “Show Lord Beerus how well you can please him,” he ordered, arms folded across his chest.

 

Growling, Bulma stripped off her top. “Oh, I’ll show you all right!” Hefting her tits with both hands, she immediately wrapped them around his throbbing erection; lowering her head, she sucked as much of his dick into her mouth as she could.

 

Closing his eyes, Beerus savored the sensation. Perhaps he had been fighting and sleeping for too long; he had forgotten just how wonderful sex could be. A thought to ponder at a later time; right now, he would focus on enjoying himself.

 

Grunting, Bulma forced her mouth down even further, bouncing her tits faster as well. His dick was really stretching her jaw, but she kept at it, determined to make him cum. No way was she going to let him get away with disrespecting her skills!

 

“Ahhhhh…” Beerus moaned softly, his cock twitching. It wouldn’t be long now, and the human woman had done better than he anticipated. He was pleasantly surprised, and pleased; she had earned a reward.

 

“Ulp!” Bulma swallowed furiously as Beerus came, but with a virtual flood of seed pouring into her mouth, it was inevitable that a lot of it would spill out, staining her face and boobs. She coughed as she pulled her head back, only to shriek when Beerus effortlessly lifted her up and slammed his cock into her pussy.

 

“F-FUCK!”

 

“That’s the idea,” Beerus told her with a smirk, pumping his dick in and out with strong, steady strokes. Naturally, he could have gone much, much harder and faster, but wouldn’t be healthy for the woman. And dealing with an angry…well, angrier than usual Vegeta would be deeply annoying.

 

Besides, he had a point to prove, that he was just as capable of holding back and controlling his power as any other being on the this planet.

 

“UGH! AHH! OOH!” Bulma moaned and squealed as she was fucked. She wrapped her arms around Beerus, clawing at his back as the pleasure inside of her ramped up. He really did know how to use his dick, and it wouldn’t be long before-

 

The woman’s scream of pleasure was music to Beerus’ ears; he grinned as he continued pumping his hips, moving with just a bit more speed and force, a little past what he judged a Saiyan would be capable of. Yes, he would prove his superiority without a doubt!

 

“OOOHHH SHIT! SO GOOD!” Bulma shrieked, orgasms slamming into her like machine gun bullets. She bit down on Beerus’ shoulder without thinking about it; fortunately, it only made him laugh. When he finally pulled out, she was equal parts relieved and disappointed…until he plunged it into her ass!

 

“AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH! YOU BASSSTTTARRRRRDDDD!!!”

 

Beerus graciously decided to let that go. He was having far too good of a time, and judging by the way the woman had renewed her clawing at his back, so was she, despite her disrespectful words. Her ass felt amazing, even better than her pussy, and he couldn’t wait to cum inside of it.

 

“FUCK FUCK FUCK! GOD DAMMMMMNNNNNN IT!” Bulma screamed as yet another orgasm hit her. Cumming from getting reamed in the butt by this pompous jerk was embarrassing, but she couldn’t deny just how good it felt.

 

Maybe this hadn’t been such a bad idea after all-

 

“Hahaha! You’re not bad, for a human! I may allow you to have sex with me again some time, so look forward to that!

 

…never mind; she was never doing this again!

 

“AHHHHHHHHH!!!”

 

No matter how amazing the orgasms were!

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(Story by User: S22132)