It was a sunny day at the local beach right next to UA, the very same one All Might had the young man clean up in preparation for the UA entrance exam. After spending most of his morning lamenting over yesterday’s blunder, he decided the best course of action was to do what he did best, and that was study and take notes.
“I really hope I didn’t hurt Yaoyorozu’s feelings yesterday… I should apologize when I see her again…” He thought out loud as he scribbled notes on his notebook. The young hero sat on an limited edition, ultra rare Silver Age All Might beach towel, next to a stack of books, all written by man named Christopher Skyline.
“Man, you really love this beach, huh? I see you here all the time.”
“Hey Mineta,” Izuku said absently, not looking up from his book, focusing with near laser-like intensity on the reading material. “Don’t mind me; I’m just trying to avoid failing summer school…”
Crouching, not that he had far to go, Mineta tilted his head to read the titles of the stack of books. “’Virginity 101’…’Dating for Losers’…’So You’re Hopelessly Single?’…’The Art of Se(x)duction’…what the heck is all this?”
“I went to the UA library and checked out all the books written by Captain Celebrity; he’s an American Pro Hero and an expert at seducing and bedding women.”
Mineta’s face instantly twisted into the most disgusted expression Izuku had ever seen on his face. “UGH! The Playboy Hero?! He’s just a perverted horndog that wants to fuck any pair of tits that he sees!” he said with genuine revulsion.
A huge sweatdrop appeared on the side of Izuku’s head. “Doesn’t that sound familiar…” he whispered to himself.
“Why do you need all this stuff anyways?” Mineta asked with honest curiosity. “You’re already pretty popular in class, Midoriya.”
Blushing at the compliment, Izuku rubbed his heavily scarred right hand through his thick hair. “Being a hero is different than being sociable. I’m not exactly a social butterfly; I was never popular in school,” a brief flash of Kacchan’s scowling face with his lackeys behind him made Izuku wince, “and the first time I ever really talked to a girl was the day of the entrance exam, when Uraraka-san saved me from an embarrassing face-plant…besides, it would be amazing if I could find a girlfriend this summer-”
Cutting himself off with a cough, Izuku looked apologetically at Mineta. “S-sorry; I didn’t mean to ramble like that…”
“Not a problem! But really, you’re overthinking this,” Mineta told him, a superior expression on his face. “You should just do what I do: go up to a chick, tell them they’re good looking, have huge tits, a great ass, and that you want to bend them over and blow their backs out!”
“Uh…” Izuku awkwardly chuckled, rubbing the back of his head. “Hah…that’s easier said than done, Mineta.”
“I’m telling you, it really works! And here’s the PROOF!” With a smug grin on his face, Mineta whipped out a picture, showing it to Izuku with great pride and accomplishment.
Izuku blinked once, then his eyes bugged out of his head. “WHHHHHAAA?! Is…is that really you and Camie Utsushimi?!”
Because that’s definitely what it looked like: the Shiketsu student was completely naked, her big breasts wrapped around Mineta’s cock as she looked up at the camera with a sultry yet innocent expression.
“Yeeep!!!” Impossibly, Mineta became even more smug and proud. “I rocked that hot piece of ass’ world ALL NIGHT LONG!!! haha!”
“Let me tell you, Midoriya, my inexperienced friend.” Mineta gazed into the distance as he remembered. “It went like this…”
“YOU THERE!” Mineta boomed, standing tall and proud in front of a wide-eyed Camie. “YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING, HAVE BIG TITS, AND A GREAT ASS! ALLOW ME TO BEND YOU OVER AND BLOW YOUR BACK OUT!”
With just a small twitch of his muscles, Mineta’s gigantic cock exploded out of his costume, shadowing an awed Camie’s face.
“OH…EM…GEE!” she squealed, drooling as she stared up at Mineta’s gigantic penis. “You’ll, like, really let me worship your enormous schlong?! Thank you so much!” Leaping into the air, she wrapped her tits around his dick, rubbing against it frantically.
“HA HA HA! NO NEED TO THANK ME! MAY I TAKE A PICTURE FOR US TO REMEMBER THE OCCASION?”
“Oh, totes! I’m gonna post this on all my social media accounts; it will be totally lit! You’re the greatest, Mineta-sama!”
“HA HA HA! WHY THANK YOU, MY DEAR!”
Even just by rubbing against Mineta’s cock, his overwhelming manliness was too much for Camie. “I’M CUMMING LIKE SO HARD! MMMF!!!”
“HA HA HA! YOU REALLY DO NEED A GOOD FUCKING!” In a flash, Mineta had Camie lifted above his head, his cock pushing against her pussy. “IN THAT CASE, LET’S GO PLUS ULTRA RIGHT FROM THE START!!”
“AAAIIIEEE!!!” Camie shrieked, her eye rolling up into her head and her mouth gaping open wide as Mineta fucked her harder and better than anyone had ever been fucked in the history of the universe! “IT’S GINORMOUS!!! I LOVE IT, AND I TOTALLY LOVE YOU, MINETA-SAMA! PLEASE LET ME WORSHIP YOUR COCK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!”
“OF COURSE, BUT YOU MAY HAVE COMPETE WITH ALL THE REST OF LOVELY LADIES THAT ADORE ME!”
Suddenly, a harem of girls attending UA appeared around Mineta. “Oh, Mineta-sama!” they chanted adoringly.
“Umm, Mineta?” Izuku had an eyebrow raised, staring at his shorter friend with a dubious expression. “Are you really sure that’s how it happened? You’re not, uh…exaggerating a little?”
“Of course I’m not!” Mineta said heatedly, glaring up at Izuku. “Why would I lie, Midoriya? Geez!”
“Right, sorry, sorry.” A loud rumbling interrupted his apologies; looking at the time, Izuku frowned. “Man, it’s that late already? Sorry Mineta, I have to go get lunch; time just flew by.”
Calming down, Mineta waved him on. “Sure, go ahead. Oh, and if you need any more advice, you can always ask Eijiro, Shoto, or Shinso; they all have over ten points already.”
“WHAT?!” Once again, Izuku’s eyes bulged from his skull in shock. “TEN POINTS?! WE JUST STARTED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO!!” Izuku shrunk in on himself, realizing how far behind he was already compared to the rest of the course.
Mineta just shrugged. “I guess the girls really respond to Kirishima’s straight forward manly shtick. Shoto…is Shoto; he doesn’t even have to try and he’s still a popular and irresistible chick magnet…lucky bastard. And I think Shinso might be using his Quirk? the dude’s a creeper.”
“I don’t think I can gain much from asking Todoroki or Shinso then, if what you’re saying is true… but Kirishima might be able to help with his advice. Thank you, Mineta,” Izuku told him as he hurriedly threw everything into a bag. Hoisting it onto his shoulder, he started walking off, waving at Mineta’s goodbye and pulling out his phone.
His list of contacts was still embarrassingly small: his mother, All Might, Iida, Kacchan, Todoroki, Mirio, Mineta, and Kirishima. Selecting the last one, Izuku quickly typed out his message.
Deku: Hey Kirshima, are you free later? I need to ask for advice about our assignment.
Spotting a fast food place with a relatively short line, Izuku put his face mask in place and got in line, making sure to avoid being close to the person in front of him and behind him. He groaned when he heard numerous coughs echoing around him. After being closed for months, restaurants were starting to re-open, in a limited fashion. The seating was still all outdoors, and as mentioned, there weren’t very many people in line.
After ordering his food when it was his turn, Izuku scanned the available tables for a good spot to enjoy his lunch, only to lock eyes with a pretty girl. With her own face mask on, it took awhile for Izuku to recognize; when he did, he immediately began blushing. “O-Oh! Y-you’re Camie Utsushimi, from Shiketsu, right?” He was trying very hard not to think about the photo Mineta had shown him, or how he had seen her naked during the Provisional Hero License Exam.
…okay, it hadn’t really been Camie, but Toga had definitely looked just like her, so it was basically the same thing.
“Huh?” Tilting her head to one side, Camie visibly thought hard for a minute. “Do I, like, know you?”
“Um…not really. I’m Izuku Midoriya.”
“…OH!” Her eyes lit up and Izuku could tell she was grinning under her mask. “I’ve heard so much about you! I totes wanted to meet you, and here you are! Sweet.”
“Really? Um, would you like to eat lunch with me??”
“Fer shur!” Camie agreed instantly, leading him to a table in the corner, giving them plenty of privacy. They each took a moment to set out their food: a salad and a bento box for Camie, while Izuku had his favorite meal, Katsudon.
Evidently Camie was hungry as well, so for a few minutes, the only sounds were of them eating. When he had dulled the edge of his appetite, Izuku started talking again, trying not to think about how attractive Camie was. “So…how are you liking the summer class so far?”
“OH EM GEE, it’s, like, totally rad!” Camie practically had sparkles in her eyes as she clasped her hands in front of her chest. “I’ve, like, totally wanted a boyfriend for so long, but my school is a total drag and doesn’t allow them. Lame.” She pouted for a moment, and Izuku couldn’t help but stare at her very full lips.
“So I was, like, so stoked when I heard what our assignment would be!” She bounced in her seat a little, and Izuku hurriedly looked down at his food as his face reddened.
“That’s good. And I heard you already…uhh… met Mineta?”
Giggling at his awkward reference to sex, Camie nodded. “Yep. I felt, like, super bad for him, you know? Not even a single point yet, and he was totes desperate.” Shaking her head, she took a large bite of her food, not seeing Izuku’s eyebrow raise.
“Really? But Mineta said you were almost worshiping him after he complimented your looks and body-”
“EW! BLECH!” Izuku tried in vain to shield himself as Camie did a massive spit take, showering him in rice and other half chewed food.
“WHAT?!” she shrieked, eyes wide with disbelief. “LIKE, NO WAY!”
“Let me tell you, like, WHAT REALLY happened…”
“P-P-PLEASE!” Mineta begged through his sobs, tears springing from his eyes like a fountain as he clung desperately to Camie’s leg, despite her best efforts to shake him off. “PLEASE FUCK ME, SEXY LADY! I’M SO HORNY AND DESPERATE!”
“Eww! Like totally gross! You’re getting your goady snot and grape balls all over my legs!” Camie said, her nose wrinkling in disgust.
“FINE! I’ll, like, give you handjob if you promise to split and leave me alone, ‘kay?”
“THANK YOU!” Mineta sobbed even harder; a small text box popped up next to him: Rejected ten times already.
Jogging along the bike path that circled UA campus, Camie glanced at all the people fucking. She assumed they were all doing their school assignment, but wasn’t entirely certain. There were a lot of couples, a few threesomes, and even a foursome! It was really making her horny, and she would later blame that for what she did next.
Hearing sobs coming from a nearby pool, Camie hesitated, before sighing heading that way. She sighed again when she came across a crying, naked Mineta. “What’s wrong, grape balls?”
Though the grape haired boy was sobbing almost too hard for her to understand, Camie got the gist: rejection, rejection, and more rejection.
Chewing on her lower lip, Camie eventually nodded to herself and quickly stripped naked before slipping into the pool. Resurfacing, she wrapped her boobs around a gaping Mineta’s cock. “I feel bad for you, so like, here.”
“…thank you,” Mineta whispered gratefully…even as his hand sneaked towards his camera.
“Like what do you think you’re doing?!”
Mineta froze, looking at Camie with wide eyes, even as his cock hardened to the point that it was almost painful. “Um…”
Camie rolled her eyes; Mineta’s cock was almost lost in her boobs, it was so small. ‘Yikes, now I totes feel even worse for him, even if he is like a total perv.‘ “Fine, you can, like, take a picture, but just one, dig me?”
“THANK YOU!” Mineta shouted; his body was shaking so badly from excitement and lust that it was hard for him to line up the shot, but he managed. “I’ll treasure it forever!”
“Whatevs,” Camie replied, but she was smiling a little. “So, I think this is, like, as totally hard and and big as you’re going to get?” She gave Mineta a more seductive smile. “You ready for the real thing yo?”
Mineta’s eyes widened to comical proportions; with an ecstatic whimper, he came over Camie’s boobs, before passing out, a blissed out smile on his face.
Camie blinked in confusion. “…well, that was kinda lame, no lie.”
“That little twerp! I totes felt bad for him too, but now he’s spreading this totally bogus story?! I knew I totally shouldn’t have let him take that picture! A decent guy would have kept it on the down low instead of totally lying and showing it off! Why that-”
A beep from his phone distracted Izuku from Camie’s rant; seeing that she wasn’t really paying attention to him right now, he pulled it out to check the message.
Red Riot: Hell yeah! I just finished my ‘assignment!’ with a student from 1-B. Let’s meet up right now! I’ll be in the main gym. See you there man!
Eyes widening, Izuku quickly typed back his response, not noticing the change in Camie’s tone and voice.
“UGH! Okay, enough about that lame-o. Anyways, you’re like totes cute, though not as much as that cool hottie of a tasty dish in your class. Still, since our next assignment is, like, super due soon… maybe we could like…” Camie leaned forward and looked down to draw Izuku’s gaze to her chest. She rested her boobs on the table as she slowly unzipped the top of her hero outfit, showing more and more cleavage.
“Sorry, Camie-san, I gotta go! It’s urgent!” Izuku sprang immediately to his feet after receiving Kirishima’s latest text message, not paying attention to what Camie was doing. Cleaning up his spot with blinding speed, Izuku ran off towards UA, apologizing to each person he bumped into during his rush.
“…and I totes want to see if the rumors are true about the guys from UA…eh?!” Camie lifted her head seductively, only to sit up straight in shock at the lack of Izuku. Her breasts completely spilled out of her outfit, but she was too busy gaping in shock, her eyes and mouth uncharacteristically wide.
“Wh-where did he go?! Huh?? WHAT?!” The bimbo bodied Shiketsu student said as she looked all around her.
Folding her arms under her chest and propping up her boobs, Camie pouted. “So totally unfair…oh, but I was, like, already meeting someone here! Duh Camie!”
(Story by User: S22132)