Predictable Orgasm Timing


(Note: This story is part of an ongoing series of One Piece stories)
Previous Story (Part XXX): [LINK]
Beginning (Part I): [LINK]
Next Story (Part XXXII): [LINK]


“And you’re sure we got everything on the list?” Usopp asked Brook, the sniper’s brow creased in a frown. “The Sunny is built tough-”

 

SUPER tough!” Franky yelled his correction, slamming his forearms together and striking a pose, making the people around them jump.

 

Usopp and Brook, of course, didn’t even bat an eye.

 

“Super tough,” Usopp corrected himself. “But we still need to make sure we got all the parts and supplies we need; we never know when we’ll have the chance to re-stock.”

 

“Fret not, Usopp-san,” Brook assured him, the skeleton giving him a wide smile. “We have gotten everything on the list, cross my heart and hope to die. But wait…I don’t have a heart! SKULL JOKE! YOHOHOHOHO!”

 

Franky laughed with him and Usopp chuckled as well; no matter how many times Brook made jokes like that, they still managed to be funny. ‘If music hadn’t worked out for him, Brook could have been a great comedian.

 

“Well, now that we’ve gotten that done, we should head back to the ship and-”

 

“-‘m telling you, man, there’s a mermaid down by the river, giving out blowjobs and paizuri’s for free!”

 

As one, the three male Straw Hats froze, their heads snapping around towards the speaker. He was a young man, wildly gesticulating as he ranted to his friend, who didn’t seem impressed.

 

“Bullshit, dude. This is worse than that story you told me last time, about the sexy bitch who could sprout multiple body parts.

 

“Hey, I was serious then and I’m serious now! Come down to the riverbank with me and I’ll prove it!”

 

His friend rolled his eyes but followed along, trailed by Usopp, Brook, and Franky. Since he hadn’t exactly been quiet with his shouting, there was quite a crowd heading that way.

 

And sure enough…

 

“See?! I told you so!”

 

The loudmouth’s friend didn’t reply; like the rest of the crowd, including the Straw Hats, he was staring slack-jawed at the scene in front of them.

 

Brook, Franky, and Usopp were especially shocked because they recognized this particular mermaid.

 

“Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!” Shyarly moaned as she sucked on the cock between her boobs; in each hand she was pumping another dick, and all three men involved were shaking and shuddering, clearly close to release.

 

Lifting her head and her mouth from the cock, Shyarly smiled, turning to the man on her left. “You have thirteen seconds until you cum,” she told him matter-of-factly.

 

“And how the hell do you know thaAAAAAAAATTT UGGGH!” His question ended in a shout, almost a shriek, as Shyarly leaned forward and sucked hard on the tip of his cock. It didn’t take long (thirteen seconds, to be exact) before a full body shudder ran through his body, his dick pumping his cum into her mouth.

 

“You…you cheated!” he gasped when she pulled back, a trail of saliva still connecting her mouth and his erection.

 

A smile curled Shyarly’s lips. “I never said why you would cum,” she pointed out slyly, simultaneously bouncing her upper body, particularly her tits, and pumping harder and faster with her right hand. “Ten more seconds for you,” she casually informed the one in hand.

 

Gritting his teeth, the man tried to last longer, but it was no use; right at the predicted time, he gasped and shot his load, spraying it all over Shyarly’s face and tits. She didn’t mind, smiling at him while licking her lips.

 

“And how much longer do I have?” the lucky bastard getting a paizuri asked cockily.

 

“Hmm…five more seconds.”

 

“HA! I know you’re wrong this tiiiIIIIMMMEEE OH GOD!” His eyes bulged from his head as Shyarly suddenly lowered her head and sucked hard, her lips and cheeks visibly distending as she did.

 

“OOOOHHH FUUUCCCKKK!!” he screamed as he came harder than he ever had before in his life, writhing on the ground like he was possessed. He collapsed when he was finished, foaming at the mouth with his eyes rolled up in his head.

 

“That was just as much fun as I predicted!” Shyarly said happily, looking around at the awestruck crowd. “Now, who should be next-OH!” She stared at Brook, Franky, and Usopp, a huge smile blooming on her face. “I didn’t expect to see any of the Straw Hats today! But then again, your crew IS QUITE talented at subverting expectations….”

 

Her blush got darker as she looked them up and down. “I never did properly thank you for stopping Vander Decken and Hody Jone’s plot, or for stopping my half-brother, Arlong. Please, allow me to do so now.”

 

“HELL YEAH!” Franky shouted, dropping his speedo.

 

“I’M IN!” Usopp declared, getting out of his pants as fast as possible.

 

“AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO ASK TO HER PANTIES!” Brook cheered, stripping naked…only to pause and look down.

 

“…ah, that’s right! I don’t have a penis…because I’m a skeleton! SKULL JOKE! YOHOHOHOHONOOOOOOO!”

 

Everyone sweat-dropped as Brook fell to his hands and knees, pounding the ground with a skeletal fist as a cloud of depression rained on him.

 

“…” Shyarly coughed. “Perhaps we should take this somewhere else?”

 

“Yeah,” everyone chorused, slowly inching away from the sobbing skeleton.


(Story by User: S22132)

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HentaiNeko
HentaiNeko
3 months ago

F por brook

attractdistract
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attractdistract
9 months ago

F for Brook.

NamelessR04
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NamelessR04
9 months ago

Ignore this one

SANEMI2424
SANEMI2424
9 months ago

One question, do the patreon images include fanfics or are they only published here?
Thank you for your attention.

Rtenzo
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9 months ago
Reply to  SANEMI2424

Just the images, I’m not a writer. You can find the fanfics here

NamelessR04
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NamelessR04
9 months ago

Finally Shyarly to come in the spotlight. I’ve been waiting for her to made a public debut in your works Rtenzo. I hope you post more of her in the future.
Also, in story Shyarly using her fortune telling to predict the men’s orgasms was great use in the chapter. Excellent job on both the artwork and story. 😁👍

But for poor Brook at the end, having no dick is one of the many downsides of being skeleton. 😔

Rtenzo
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9 months ago
Reply to  NamelessR04

Yea she knows how things will play out because she can see the future and what not. And yes poor Brook, I wonder if he can even feel? he can still do hand stuff

Hiryu
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Hiryu
9 months ago

Here’s something, or someone, you don’t really see very often. Nicely done.

Same thing with the overall story. Though if you’re just a skeleton, you aren’t going to have any sexual fun at all. That’s both funny and fucked up at the same time.

Not much else to say here, other than nice work. 😀

Rtenzo
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9 months ago
Reply to  Hiryu

Poor Brook, he can’t even give a boner

uNgrATefuldEad
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uNgrATefuldEad
9 months ago

This gave me flashbacks to that Shadman comic “Necrolationship”… F for Brook.

Rtenzo
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9 months ago
Reply to  uNgrATefuldEad

Never read it

Mr. Akrononym
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Mr. Akrononym
9 months ago

Even though the last skull joke was pretty much set in stone to come (for me at last) it was a really nice and funny story. I´m really looking forward to see more One Piece content in the future.

Rtenzo
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9 months ago
Reply to  Mr. Akrononym

lol ya its obvious Brook can’t really participate in the sexy fun times

Anon
Anon
9 months ago

Press F for Brook, everyone. lmao
That said…there is not enough art out there of Shyarly- so this was really nice to see.

Rtenzo
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9 months ago
Reply to  Anon

The part with Brook was pretty funny XD